i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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