barbara walters just said penis...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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