Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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