Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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