Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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