I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
