But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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