party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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