We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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