There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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