You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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