hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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