I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
