would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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