I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
His nipple licking is glorious
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