Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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