so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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