You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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