that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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