I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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