If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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