Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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