I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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