is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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