Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm passing your future prison.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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