My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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