I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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