I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
well you can't waste a boner
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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