Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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