I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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