Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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