i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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