Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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