how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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