Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
