After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
