i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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