in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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