She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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