South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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