Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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