The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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