He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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