tell your sister to shave her snatch
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We need a shit load of segways right now
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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