i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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