She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize