is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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