i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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