Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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