...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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