Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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