i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have post one night stand depression
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