Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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